Please Stop Pooping in the Accessible Stall

You've come to the mall straight from your favorite Indian buffet, and there's one thing on your mind: finding a place to appropriately dispose of all that delicious curried meat you just ate. You make a beeline to the restroom. You survey the scene. Several tall, metal boxes, each containing a porcelain throne and (presumably) … Continue reading Please Stop Pooping in the Accessible Stall

Advertisements

As Long As Your Life Sucks, I’m Good.

The other day, I had a ridiculous conversation. A man approached me for the sole purpose of telling me that he had a "special needs child," as he kept calling him, and that as such, he totally connected with me on a deeper level than anyone else. The full transcript isn't important; all you need … Continue reading As Long As Your Life Sucks, I’m Good.

“I’m uncomfortable.”

"I'm not comfortable with those people," she said. All I could get out of my mouth was, "Excuse me?" Her discomfort was terribly obvious. She refused to make eye contact with me, barely glancing in my direction once or twice, but that was all. She stood there looking rather pathetic, pleading with my co-worker to … Continue reading “I’m uncomfortable.”